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Hunting for an Elephant

I was hunting for an elephant.
I searched in many lands
while the sticky grass and dirt
stuck on my feet and hands.

There were giraffes,
some lions and a rhino,
a bison and an ostrich,
and a hungry armadillo.

At last, I found an elephant
which was lying on the grass.
I picked up my gun and shot it;
dragging it was very crass.

I put it on my truck
and I drove across the bridge.
And now my question is:
How to put it in the fridge?


-- by Gloson Teh

 

 

 

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