Posted by wwwpoet
October 17, 2009

I Did Exactly What You Told Me To

My mom went to the shopping mall
to buy a brand new bed.
Before she went, she told me something.
This is what she said:

"Wash the clothes!
Fry potatoes!
Finish homework!
Boil tomatoes!

"Wash your face!
Dust the doors!
Comb your hair!
Clear the drawers!

"Wipe the windows!
Chop the wood!
Mow the grass!
Eat your food!

"Rake the leaves!
Fold the clothes!
Feed our doggies!
Shoo the crows!

"Brew the Chinese
herbal tea.
Then you’re free to
watch TV!

"Please do exactly what I’ve said.
Please do what you have heard!"
My mother then went to the mall.
I did her every word.

Fried the clothes,
washed potatoes.
Boiled homework,
finished tomatoes.

Dusted my face,
washed the doors.
Cleared my hair,
combed the drawers.

Chopped the windows,
wiped the wood.
Ate the grass,
mowed my food.

Folded leaves,
raked the clothes.
Shooed our doggies,
fed the crows.

Watched the Chinese
herbal tea.
Then I brewed our
huge TV.

Finally, I’ve done the chores!
I then relaxed with glee.
I can’t wait for her to come home.
She’ll be so proud of me.


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9 Comments »

Comment by rmilana
2009-10-17 22:55:57

LOL!! its brilliant as always! good job Gloson! thanks for sharing (^_^)

 
Comment by Simon Liew
2009-10-18 00:40:56

lol… Its so funny. Your Mom will screw you up and down once she come back :-D

 
Comment by Gerald Weber
2009-10-18 21:38:04

haha. Well done! :-)

 
Comment by r33z
2009-10-20 12:09:42

awesome masterpiece!

 
Comment by Yasmn
2009-11-24 14:08:05

Gloson, really enjoyed your very funny poem.
Do you think you could write a poem for us? We are 3 old ladies who like to bowl on 3 leagues every week. Thank you in advance.

 
Comment by ceecile
2009-12-06 22:36:59

hahaha.. very funny.. ^^

 
Comment by Shubham
2009-12-28 15:03:43

haaha..awesome..! Loved it..!

 
Comment by aatif
2010-02-06 22:59:16

LOL . just a great poem . loved it .

 
Comment by Meera
2010-02-17 14:01:42

hahaha … you really had me in stitches!

 
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