My mom went to the shopping mall
to buy a brand new bed.
Before she went, she told me something.
This is what she said:
“Wash the clothes!
Fry potatoes!
Finish homework!
Boil tomatoes!
“Wash your face!
Dust the doors!
Comb your hair!
Clear the drawers!
“Wipe the windows!
Chop the wood!
Mow the grass!
Eat your food!
“Rake the leaves!
Fold the clothes!
Feed our doggies!
Shoo the crows!
“Brew the Chinese
herbal tea.
Then you’re free to
watch TV!
“Please do exactly what I’ve said.
Please do what you have heard!”
My mother then went to the mall.
I did her every word.
Fried the clothes,
washed potatoes.
Boiled homework,
finished tomatoes.
Dusted my face,
washed the doors.
Cleared my hair,
combed the drawers.
Chopped the windows,
wiped the wood.
Ate the grass,
mowed my food.
Folded leaves,
raked the clothes.
Shooed our doggies,
fed the crows.
Watched the Chinese
herbal tea.
Then I brewed our
huge TV.
Finally, I’ve done the chores!
I then relaxed with glee.
I can’t wait for her to come home.
She’ll be so proud of me.
LOL!! its brilliant as always! good job Gloson! thanks for sharing (^_^)
lol… Its so funny. Your Mom will screw you up and down once she come back
haha. Well done!
awesome masterpiece!
Gloson, really enjoyed your very funny poem.
Do you think you could write a poem for us? We are 3 old ladies who like to bowl on 3 leagues every week. Thank you in advance.
hahaha.. very funny.. ^^
haaha..awesome..! Loved it..!
LOL . just a great poem . loved it .
hahaha … you really had me in stitches!
nice one…gloson
after this when your mom came what she do with you??
That’s up to you
LOL! Nice one!!
haha. Well done!
Hi Gloson. I loved your poem! Can I have your permission to put it on my blog? I know my friends, kids and grandkids would love it!
Hi Beth! Sure! You can put this on your blog.
Thanks, Gloson! You look like and sound like a fun kid!!
Wow! This is so amazingly funny! =) I really love all your poems, Gloson!
^_^ This made me laughed a lot! It simply made my day
Many thanks for posting this one! Thumbs up! I like it!
- Jaja
Thank you so much Jaja! I’m really glad you like my poems! Thank you for the kind words!