My mom went to the shopping mall
to buy a brand new bed.
Before she went, she told me something.
This is what she said:
“Wash the clothes!
Fry potatoes!
Finish homework!
Boil tomatoes!
“Wash your face!
Dust the doors!
Comb your hair!
Clear the drawers!
“Wipe the windows!
Chop the wood!
Mow the grass!
Eat your food!
“Rake the leaves!
Fold the clothes!
Feed our doggies!
Shoo the crows!
“Brew the Chinese
herbal tea.
Then you’re free to
watch TV!
“Please do exactly what I’ve said.
Please do what you have heard!”
My mother then went to the mall.
I did her every word.
Fried the clothes,
washed potatoes.
Boiled homework,
finished tomatoes.
Dusted my face,
washed the doors.
Cleared my hair,
combed the drawers.
Chopped the windows,
wiped the wood.
Ate the grass,
mowed my food.
Folded leaves,
raked the clothes.
Shooed our doggies,
fed the crows.
Watched the Chinese
herbal tea.
Then I brewed our
huge TV.
Finally, I’ve done the chores!
I then relaxed with glee.
I can’t wait for her to come home.
She’ll be so proud of me.
LOL!! its brilliant as always! good job Gloson! thanks for sharing (^_^)
lol… Its so funny. Your Mom will screw you up and down once she come back
haha. Well done!
awesome masterpiece!
Gloson, really enjoyed your very funny poem.
Do you think you could write a poem for us? We are 3 old ladies who like to bowl on 3 leagues every week. Thank you in advance.
hahaha.. very funny.. ^^
haaha..awesome..! Loved it..!
LOL . just a great poem . loved it .
hahaha … you really had me in stitches!
nice one…gloson
after this when your mom came what she do with you??
That’s up to you
LOL! Nice one!!
haha. Well done!
Hi Gloson. I loved your poem! Can I have your permission to put it on my blog? I know my friends, kids and grandkids would love it!
Hi Beth! Sure! You can put this on your blog.
Thanks, Gloson! You look like and sound like a fun kid!!
Wow! This is so amazingly funny! =) I really love all your poems, Gloson!
^_^ This made me laughed a lot! It simply made my day
Many thanks for posting this one! Thumbs up! I like it!
- Jaja
Thank you so much Jaja! I’m really glad you like my poems! Thank you for the kind words!
Good poem bro, keep up the creative work…
wow, what a funny and witty poem!
Greetings from Singapore
Heyy Gloson,really good poem! Do you still remember me? Havent seen you in like 2 or 3 years…I remember when you did all those really creative performances in our school haha,anyways congrats and all! =)
Hi Mikhaela!
Yeah, long time no see. Yeah, I remember you.
Thank you so much for the nice words! All the best! =) ~Gloson
Okay Gloson, you got me laughing my ass off.
Your brain is awesome.
Nice poem and I think we can work out poems for kids too. I’m an upcoming poet. What do you say about that?
Hi Chukwuka,
Haha, thanks a lot! Can you show me some of your poems?
Cheers,
Gloson
I’m sending it to your mail right away.
P.S: Feel free to reject it if it doesn’t match the standard of your blog posts.
Thanks.
Regards,
Chukwuka O. C.
I loved it. Wow! You are a busy young man. Hopefully she arrived home with something delicious for dinner! Great poem.
Smart Gloson! Hope it based on true story
Send my warmest hello to your mom.