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My Principal

My principal is strict,
My principal is fat.
My principal thinks he’s a wizard;
He wears a pointed hat.

He screams like a girl
and growls like a dog;
Stomps like an elephant,
and snores like a hog.

He likes to have hotdogs
and ice creams in his belly.
His hands are so dirty
and his feet are so smelly.

His mother is so fat,
and so is his wife.
Oh dear, he is coming;
Run for your life!



-- by Gloson Teh

 

 

 

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