My mom went to the shopping mall
to buy a brand new bed.
Before she went, she told me something.
This is what she said:

“Wash the clothes!
Fry potatoes!
Finish homework!
Boil tomatoes!

“Wash your face!
Dust the doors!
Comb your hair!
Clear the drawers!

“Wipe the windows!
Chop the wood!
Mow the grass!
Eat your food!

“Rake the leaves!
Fold the clothes!
Feed our doggies!
Shoo the crows!

“Brew the Chinese
herbal tea.
Then you’re free to
watch TV!

“Please do exactly what I’ve said.
Please do what you have heard!”
My mother then went to the mall.
I did her every word.

Fried the clothes,
washed potatoes.
Boiled homework,
finished tomatoes.

Dusted my face,
washed the doors.
Cleared my hair,
combed the drawers.

Chopped the windows,
wiped the wood.
Ate the grass,
mowed my food.

Folded leaves,
raked the clothes.
Shooed our doggies,
fed the crows.

Watched the Chinese
herbal tea.
Then I brewed our
huge TV.

Finally, I’ve done the chores!
I then relaxed with glee.
I can’t wait for her to come home.
She’ll be so proud of me.

My cat was bored of me because
I hug him night and day.
He chose to take a small break
and go for a holiday.

He jumped into my toy plane.
He doesn’t want to stay.
He buckled up his seatbelt
and he zoomed out of the way.

With great determination,
he went out my open door.
He flew into the big blue skies.
He just wants to explore.

But there was a big thunderstorm.
The plane was struck by lightning.
My cat was gonna crash! Oh no!
I’m sure that it was frightening.

Good thing he knows how to swim for
he crashed into a river.
Bad thing it was the Angel Falls!
He then began to shiver.

He fell about 3,000 feet from
that high waterfall.
He fell onto a monkey that
thought my cat was a ball.

And with his strength, he threw my kitty
up into the sky.
I wish that I was him because I
always want to fly.

At that time, I was gazing at some
pretty clouds of red.
Then I saw my kitty flying.
Then it landed on my head!

“It’s alright my darling!” I said.
I was really so delighted!
”Meow…….” he gladly sighed as
we are reunited.

I bought a spaceship and its name
was D3-V6-2.
It had huge rocket engines, bedrooms,
and a tiny loo.

I thought of going for a ride,
I said, “That’s what I’ll do!”
I brought along my baby brother
so he’d enjoy, too!

When I was launching into space,
I clapped and shouted, “Wooooooooooooooooo!”
I looked at Earth from outer space,
which was an awesome view.

I then decided I’d explore
the planet, Bleeblabloo.
I pressed a button in the spaceship,
and away I flew!

While I was on my way,
I gave some bubblegum a chew.
I stared at myself in the mirror
and played peek-a-boo!

At last, I landed on the planet.
Then, out of the blue,
some funny aliens jumped before
my eyes and shouted, “Boo!”

I was so frightened, really scared,
and so, I hollered, “Shoo!”
Instead they captured me with their
hands which worked just like glue.

They said they’d sell me for a fortune
to the alien zoo,
where I would have to eat live worms
and alien things like goo.

I was then thrown into a cage
with smelly stuff like poo.
I heard the mandrillion roar,
the cowasaurus moo.

I was so sad, and so, I cried.
My tears dripped down like dew.
My baby brother followed me
(A sneaky thing to do)!

He looked so mighty, strong, heroic,
and is only two!
He punched and kicked my cage apart.
Good thing he learned kung fu!

Suddenly, alarms rang! There was
a hullabaloo!
We raced back to the spaceship
as I let out a loud, “Phew!”

But we ran into a bad alien
who looked just like Pooh.
His name was Doctor
Hooka-dooka Mango-wango Hugh.

He shot a laser on my toe,
to which I shouted, “Ooh!”
He shot another on my belly,
which was quite pain too.

My baby brother kicked the alien
with his diamond shoe,
which sent the alien flying as
we said to him, “Adieu!”

And then, I saw my spaceship which
we quickly ran into.
We badly wanted to go home,
because we wanted to!

I pressed the button, and away
the speedy spaceship flew.
My baby brother slept while I was
playing the kazoo!

At last, we got back home.
What an adventure we’ve gone through!
So, next time I adventure, will you join me?
Please do!

Come to my land of dinosaurs
please come on, everyone.
Please, step into this ancient land
and you will have much fun!

Most dinosaurs are big and friendly,
with their long necks stretching high.
Some of them are playful and
even some are shy.

The fatosaurus weighs about
a hundred thousand pounds.
His belly’s round and shiny,
when he walks, he shakes the grounds.

The blubberosaurus cries and cries
and cries all night and day.
He can’t catch the rapidosaurus
who’s yet to be prey.

The toothiesaurus has pink teeth
that can pierce through the steel.
The singasaurus sings kid songs
when he has caught a meal.

The danceprancesaurus loves to dance
in beautiful sarongs.
He breakdances, and does ballets
to Michael Jackson songs.

Pookiesaurus is so cute
all mothers love to hug her.
In fact, they hug her way too tightly
that they start to bug her.

I hope you like my dino-land where
dinosaurs can roam.
And no, they‘re not extinct yet,
they are at their home sweet home.

Enjoy all of my dinosaurs.
I know that you’ll have fun!
And…where did this rock come from?
It’s a meteor shower! RUN!

The wind from the south blew the laundry away
when it was still hanging to dry.
The clothes and the trousers all twirled in the air.
My mother let out an “Oh my!”

My neighbors just sat there and watched the clothes fly,
and so did the curious cop.
I chased all the clothes as fast as my legs could.
Unluckily, they didn’t stop.

Instead, they just kept flying higher and higher.
And… Ouch! I stepped on a sharp stone!
I fell on my head, which was terribly pain,
and then almost fractured a bone.

Luckily, the wind amazingly stopped!
The clothes drifted down to the ground.
My mom would be overjoyed and proud of me,
because her clothes were safe and sound.

I picked up all of the clothes, one by one,
and ran home as fast as I could.
Mom would be so happy, she’d give me a present,
or even some cash. Yes, she would!

Oh no! I believe I had ran way too fast,
and so, I fell down with a thud!
Mom would be so angry now because the clothes
fell into malodorous mud!

My friend and I played hide and seek
inside my house, today.
I had to seek, and so my friend then
slowly crept away.

I counted to 1000, and
then I began to seek.
I didn’t know where my friend is
because I didn’t peek.

I have searched for him under tables,
also behind doors.
I then searched in the cupboards and
the bathtubs and the drawers!

I searched for him behind the trees,
but he was just not there.
I have searched in the living room,
the toilets, everywhere!

And so, I came to ask you if
you’ve seen my friend around.
His pants are red and purple
and his shirt is green and brown.

And… What? He is behind me?
Wait, let me turn around.
Oh, there you are! I found you!
Boy, I feel like a clown!

The city of Hamlin had so many rats;
too bad the rats knew how to escape from the cats.
So, everyone in Hamlin said their prayer.
The Pied Piper was then called on by the mayor.

The Pied Piper came with his strange shiny pipe
(It was because the pipe was given a wipe).
The mayor said he will give him bags of gold,
if only he did what he just has been told.

He then blew the strange pipe as loud as he could,
but the rats did not move at all, like they should.
Instead, many pies fell right out of the sky,
onto The Pied Piper; he started to cry.

Now, you must be thinking hard, wondering why
the yummy cream pies fell right out of the sky.
I’m going to tell you why: It was because
he was The Pied Piper, and that’s who he was!

I do not want to be a fish,
”Gulp,” is all I can say.
When fierce and hungry sharks chase me,
I’d have to swim away.

I’d have to eat the yucky seaweed
in the big blue sea.
The very salty water is what
I’d have for my tea.

I don’t want to be caught by fishermen
who come in ships.
They’ll then sell me to people who
will make me fish and chips.

I do not want to be a fish,
I think it is not cool.
And honestly, I really don’t want
to live in a school.

There is a giant monster somewhere
near the Indian sea.
It is as fat and furry and
as scary as can be.

It has three funny looking horns
and one eye on its head.
Its claws are sharp and spiky
and its eyes are crimson red.

Were it to jump up 10 miles high
and fall down with a ‘BOOM!’
The whole Earth would then shake and shake
we’d think we were at doom.

If you throw it an onion it
would stand there and just cry.
The noise would break some glasses
and the folks would say, “Oh my!”

Beware folks, for it’s coming to you
right this very now.
The giant monster knows exactly
where you live, somehow.

I’m gonna tell you the best thing yet
which is quite contrary:
The scary, fat and giant monster
is imaginary.

Ethan has to make the ocean
fall up to the sky.
In just a millisecond,
Jim must eat a giant pie.

Claire must thread a tiny needle
with the thickest rope.
Eugene must wear humongous pants
but not look like a dope.

Franz must flap his arms and fly
(His arms were tied to boulders).
Max must swim a hundred miles
by wriggling his shoulders.

I then realized that I have made
a really big mistake.
This great and thrilling movie is
impossible to make.

The strongest, fittest man on Earth
was very, very strong, since birth.
He could hold ten fat grizzly bears
and seven houses. Yes, he dares.

He really could hold ten tall trees.
He also could hold cars with ease.
He truly could hold tons of rocks
when they were put in a big box.

One day I challenged the strong man.
I asked him and then he said, “Can.”
He almost was brought to his death.
I guess he couldn’t hold his breath.

My plane was just about to crash.
So, I grabbed my bag and
took out my big blue parachute
to glide me down and land.

At last, I found a spot to land.
But there was a big breeze.
And so, I had to painfully
land on these sharp pine trees.

I was then filled with bruises as
a pine fell on my ear.
I sat down on the ground to rest.
A thorn then poked my rear.

I slept on the ground frantically.
Mosquitoes bit my nose.
Bugs crept into my underpants
and tickled my ten toes.

I scratched myself when I woke up,
appearing like a fool.
And after the whole thing I thought
I’d rather go to school.

While strolling through the park one day,
I saw a bench not far away.
I sat on it and had a sleep.
What woke me was my cell phone beep.

It was an SMS from Paul.
It read, “Please meet me at the mall,”
I stretched my leg and then my toe
and then I made a choice to go.

I tried to stand but I was stuck.
I guess I didn’t have much luck.
I saw a sign. I almost fainted.
The sign read: This bench is just painted.

When I was a little toddler,
I played a computer game.
’Winnie the Pooh and the
Scary Monster’ was its name.

At that time I did not know how
to shut down the computer
And so, I got my brainy brother
to become my tutor.

At last, I learned exactly how to
shut computers down,
which means that I could shut it down
when no one is around.

One day, when I played the game
strange things were happening.
My computer went ‘ping’ and ‘pong’ and
’ding’ and ‘dong’ and ‘bing!

I guessed it was a virus or
a Trojan or a worm.
It made lots of annoying noise
and then began to squirm!

I think I really need a
brainier computer tutor.
I need to know exactly how
to shut up the computer!