The strongest, fittest man on Earth
was very, very strong, since birth.
He could hold ten fat grizzly bears
and seven houses. Yes, he dares.
He really could hold ten tall trees.
He also could hold cars with ease.
He truly could hold tons of rocks
when they were put in a big box.
One day I challenged the strong man.
I asked him and then he said, “Can.”
He almost was brought to his death.
I guess he couldn’t hold his breath.
Hello! I'm Gloson and I am a 18-year-old funny poet.
I've been writing poems since age 9. My poems are so funny you'll laugh your socks off! I also like to exaggerate.
I've authored two books so far. I also give poet visits to schools to flabbergast kids with my poems.
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I've been writing poems since age 9. My poems are so funny you'll laugh your socks off! I also like to exaggerate.
I've authored two books so far. I also give poet visits to schools to flabbergast kids with my poems.
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July 11, 2009
12:33 pm #comment-1
Hi Gloson, not bad. I vote for you 🙂
March 14, 2012
1:17 am #comment-2
Hi Gloson I love your poems they are so cool and funny please make more poems because a I love poems so please make more =)
March 14, 2012
5:27 am #comment-3
Hi Chloe,
Thank you so much! I’m happy you like them! 😀 I certainly can’t wait to make more soon! 🙂
Cheers,
Gloson
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